I Regret to Inform You...

Dear Darlings,

It is with my utmost regret that I shall not be blogging today 
or tomorrow due to an immense amount of laundry from the 
last three months... er, weeks. 

Two fair sisters also arrived to this fine city Thursday evening,
thus I simply must entertain. Please do check back in the forthcoming week for a new posting.

Yours truly,

PS - This letter was meant to be read in a British accent. If you did not comply with this direction, please reread the above text in the specified dialect for full effectiveness. If you are positively brilliant, and did read the above text with the Queen's English... well then, cheers.