“And what are ya here fer miss?” “Business.” I smile. That sounds grown-up. “Business? Really now?” The man from Immigration eyed my tie-dye shirt. “Ok. An internship.” That still sounds grown up right? “Aw right Miss. Fitzgerald. You have fun now,” he smiled and said those infamous words I wanted to hear. “Welcome to Ireland.”
I felt like I was in a movie…I was in another country and Ireland was mine to do what I wanted with it. What an adventure… “I Have Confidence” from The Sound of Music was on repeat in my mind.
Then, of course, reality kicked in at full force. It was a whirlwind. Get my baggage, change dollars into Euros. Where’s the bathroom? How do I watch my luggage when the two suitcases won’t fit in the stall? Coffee coffee coffee. Excuse me, where can I find a taxi? Sir how much will this cost? You don’t know where that address is? No I don’t either that’s why I’m asking you! What are you saying…that is not English. This must be the house! Mrs. Hayes? AH! Nice to meet you too. Yes, traveling was fine. I love your house! This is my room? You are going to work so I can sleep? I love Ireland already. My host family has been so sweet to me. My room is great. And I start work tomorrow. I’ll update more…after SLEEP.
An Ode to Packing
I did not know I had so many clothes,
Or so many shoes and so many bows.
The scarves and the coats add up too,
Oh what is my poor little luggage to do?
Then come the books, jewelry, and bags,
Still the more I add, the more my suitcase sags.
Two months abroad seems quite long,
But not wearing cute clothes seems just wrong!
What about my computer and iPod and phone?
How will these fit? It is simply unknown…
Oh wait…I see the light.
I know the solution for my flight!
I will swim to the island, no take a boat!
And then bring all my objects to keep afloat.
Because I need that black dress and some skirts,
And I want to bring about 30 shirts.
Of course I’ll wear heels, flats, and maybe tennis shoes?
There just is NO WAY for me to choose.
Excuse me, what did you say?
A cruise to Ireland would take 12 days!
Well. That changes things a little bit.
My wardrobe just took a hard hit.
I guess two 50 pound bags will have to do.
And a carry on, and personal bag too ;)
*This is a joke. I am not an idiot. But packing is literally making me crazy.*
Oh dear. At least it's all clean.
Tick-Tock
Questions Answered
Where Are You Going?
Good Luck!
Soup of the Day
“Good, but I have a mouth on me…”
My sister and I huddled around the computer, reading through Irish vocabulary. We scanned several pages of interesting slang, and spoke with our best Irish accents, which, by the way, were horrible.
As I looked at the foreign phrases and words, a thought occurred to me: I may not be speaking a different language, but I will definitely still be learning the strange vernacular of another country. Since I am staying with a host family, their way of speaking will be native and left unhindered. Maybe after eight weeks, I will be able to produce a better Irish accent and become indifferent to the phrase “can I bum a fag?”
Easter was this weekend so I packed my duffle, filled a garbage bag full of laundry, and drove down 64W towards Richmond. The sun warmed me and my roommate through the open sunroof and windows. Good hair days were forgotten and we ventured home happily, aided by music and laughter.
After the service that Sunday at church, my youth minister from high school approached me. Mom had told him about my adventure to Ireland for next summer. White hair covered his head, and glasses rest on his nose. He is over six tall, and throughout high school could be quite intimidating. But now I can only see him for his smiles.
“Dublin!? Oh Ireland. Need someone to carry your bags or something while you’re over there?”
I explained the internship and my plans. You could see him mentally constructing a list of tips and advice he had discovered from his trip there.
“Get the soup. I’m a picky eater, and the soup…,” he winked and gave a thumbs up. “Can’t go wrong with the soup.”
This is the kind of advice I need - something practical and easy to remember. Now every pub I eat at, I’m going to ask their soup special of the day.
A cup of chicken noodle? No. Just coffee...which, by the way,
I hear in Ireland, they drink tea. Oh dear.